5 Out of 5 Cats Don’t Care It’s Your Birthday – Funny Cat Birthday Card
$5.00
5 Out of 5 Cats Don’t Care It’s Your Birthday Funny Cat Birthday Card
Make any cat lover laugh with this Funny Cat Birthday Card featuring the sarcastic phrase “5 Out of 5 Cats Don’t Care It’s Your Birthday.” This 5″ × 7″ folded greeting card is perfect for cat owners, pet lovers, and anyone who appreciates dry humor and the wonderfully indifferent personality of cats.
Printed on premium 230 GSM smooth cardstock and left blank inside, there’s plenty of room for your own heartfelt or hilarious birthday message. Whether you’re celebrating a friend, family member, coworker, or your favorite cat person, this funny birthday card is guaranteed to get a smile.
This funny cat birthday card pairs playful illustrations with classic feline attitude, making it a perfect choice for anyone who knows that cats live by their own rules.
Why You’ll Love It
Original design by Just Because Co.
Funny cat-themed birthday joke
Premium 230 GSM smooth cardstock
Blank inside for your own personal message
Includes a matching white envelope
Designed and printed in Baltimore, Maryland
Perfect for cat lovers and fans of sarcastic humor
Features
Folded size: 5″ × 7″
Open size: 10″ × 7″
Blank inside for your personal message
Printed on premium 230 GSM smooth cardstock
Includes a matching white envelope
Designed and printed in my Baltimore, Maryland home studio
Perfect for birthdays, cat lovers, and humor enthusiasts
Design
This playful design features a group of hilariously unimpressed cats gathered beneath the phrase “5 Out of 5 Cats Don’t Care It’s Your Birthday.” The whimsical black-and-white illustration perfectly captures the independent, unapologetic personality that cat owners know and love. It’s a fun, sarcastic birthday card that’s sure to resonate with anyone who has ever shared their home with a cat.
Perfect For
Birthday celebrations
Cat lovers
Pet lovers
Friends
Family members
Coworkers
Cat moms and cat dads
Veterinarians
Anyone who enjoys sarcastic humor
Materials
Premium 230 GSM smooth cardstock
Folded size: 5″ × 7″
Open size: 10″ × 7″
Blank inside
Matching white envelope included
Designed, printed, and carefully packaged in my Baltimore, Maryland home studio
Is the card blank inside?
Yes! The inside is completely blank so you can write your own personal message.
What size is the card?
The card measures 5" × 7" when folded and 10" × 7" when fully open.
What kind of paper is it printed on?
Each card is printed on premium 230 GSM smooth cardstock, giving it a sturdy, high-quality feel and a beautiful print finish.
Does it come with an envelope?
Yes! Every greeting card includes a matching white envelope.
Who designed this card?
Every greeting card is thoughtfully created by me for Just Because Co. I personally write each message, develop the concept, carefully select artwork from talented independent artists whose work fits my whimsical brand, and design the final layout. I don't use AI-generated artwork—every design is created using licensed artwork from real artists. Each card is then printed and packaged by me in my Baltimore, Maryland home studio.
Can I ship this card directly as a gift?
Absolutely! Simply enter the recipient's shipping address during checkout. For an additional $3, I can print your personalized gift message inside the card before shipping it directly to your recipient. It's the perfect way to send a thoughtful gift that's ready to open.
Where is my card made?
Every greeting card is designed, printed, and carefully packaged by me in my Baltimore, Maryland home studio for Just Because Co.
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Shipping
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Returns & Refunds
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Exchanges are offered only for defective or damaged items.
Product colors may appear different in reality due to variations in lighting, screen settings, and display resolutions. All images are for illustration purposes only and may not represent the exact color of the product.
