Dog Years Birthday Card

$4.00

A brutally funny birthday card for the person who can take a joke (and ideally loves dogs). “In dog years, you’re dead” is the perfect mix of dark humor and celebration. Blank inside so you can add a heartfelt message… or just sign your name and let the joke do the work.

Details:

Printed on textured cardstock
Folded size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Blank inside
Includes a yellow envelope
Packaged in a protective sleeve
Designed and printed in small batches in Baltimore

Theme: Birthday · Humor · Dog Lovers

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