Getting Old Card

$4.00

A brutally honest birthday card for someone who can take a joke (or at least pretend to). Featuring a dramatic, exhausted cat and the line: “I’m sorry you’re getting so old.” Blank inside so you can soften the blow… or make it worse.

Details:

Printed on natural textured cardstock
Folded size: 4.25″ x 5.5″
Blank inside
Includes a navy envelope
Comes in a protective clear sleeve
Made in small batches in Baltimore

Theme: Birthday · Humor · Cat Lovers

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