I’m Sorry You’re Getting So Old – Funny Birthday Card
$5.00
I’m Sorry You’re Getting So Old – Funny Birthday Card
Make someone laugh about getting another year older with this Funny Birthday Card featuring the teasing phrase, “I’m Sorry You’re Getting So Old.” This fun 5″ × 7″ folded greeting card features a quirky black-and-white illustration, making it perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, and family members who appreciate sarcastic birthday humor.
Printed on premium 230 GSM smooth cardstock and left blank inside, there’s plenty of room for your own heartfelt or hilarious birthday message. Whether they’re celebrating a milestone birthday or simply surviving another trip around the sun, this funny aging card is sure to make them smile.
This funny birthday card combines whimsical artwork with cheeky age-related humor, creating a memorable keepsake they can enjoy long after their birthday has passed.
Why You’ll Love It
Original design by Just Because Co.
Funny and sarcastic aging message
Premium 230 GSM smooth cardstock
Blank inside for your personal message
Includes a matching white envelope
Designed and printed in Baltimore, Maryland
Perfect for friends and family members who enjoy playful teasing
Features
Folded size: 5″ × 7″
Open size: 10″ × 7″
Blank inside for your personal message
Printed on premium 230 GSM smooth cardstock
Includes a matching white envelope
Designed and printed in my Baltimore, Maryland home studio
Perfect for birthdays, milestone celebrations, and anyone getting another year older
Design
This playful design features an unusual black-and-white illustration paired with the phrase, “I’m Sorry You’re Getting So Old.” The simple artwork and sarcastic message create the perfect birthday card for someone who can laugh about aging—even if they’re not quite ready to admit how old they’re getting.
Perfect For
Funny birthday celebrations
Milestone birthdays
Best friends
Siblings
Coworkers
Family members
Older friends
Anyone who enjoys sarcastic humor
People who don’t take birthdays too seriously
Materials
Premium 230 GSM smooth cardstock
Folded size: 5″ × 7″
Open size: 10″ × 7″
Blank inside
Matching white envelope included
Designed, printed, and carefully packaged in my Baltimore, Maryland home studio
Is the card blank inside?
Yes! The inside is completely blank so you can write your own personal message.
What size is the card?
The card measures 5" × 7" when folded and 10" × 7" when fully open.
What kind of paper is it printed on?
Each card is printed on premium 230 GSM smooth cardstock, giving it a sturdy, high-quality feel and a beautiful print finish.
Does it come with an envelope?
Yes! Every greeting card includes a matching white envelope.
Who designed this card?
Every greeting card is thoughtfully created by me for Just Because Co. I personally write each message, develop the concept, carefully select artwork from talented independent artists whose work fits my whimsical brand, and design the final layout. I don't use AI-generated artwork—every design is created using licensed artwork from real artists. Each card is then printed and packaged by me in my Baltimore, Maryland home studio.
Can I ship this card directly as a gift?
Absolutely! Simply enter the recipient's shipping address during checkout. For an additional $3, I can print your personalized gift message inside the card before shipping it directly to your recipient. It's the perfect way to send a thoughtful gift that's ready to open.
Where is my card made?
Every greeting card is designed, printed, and carefully packaged by me in my Baltimore, Maryland home studio for Just Because Co.
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Shipping
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Returns & Refunds
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Exchanges are offered only for defective or damaged items.
Product colors may appear different in reality due to variations in lighting, screen settings, and display resolutions. All images are for illustration purposes only and may not represent the exact color of the product.
