Will Play Dead To Avoid People Sticker

$4.00

For introverts, social escape artists, and anyone who has ever seen someone walking toward them and immediately reconsidered existing. This possum-in-a-blanket sticker is the patron saint of “no thanks,” “not today,” and “I already used up my social battery on speaking to the mailman.”

Durable laminated vinyl
Weather-resistant and scratch-resistant
Approximately 3 inches on the widest side
Perfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, tablets, planners, or hiding in plain sight
Matte finish

Made in small batches by Just Because Co.
Theme: Humor · Relatable · Introvert Life

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